Alright, buckle up and get ready to listen to a call to arms against the treacherous and soul-sucking phenomenon that has infiltrated our society: BRUNCH. Rico Gagliano and Brendan Francis Newnam, the hosts of the popular podcast and public radio show The Dinner Party Download, are here to guide you in this battle for our sanity.
But wait, what's so bad about brunch? It's not just about the overpriced eggs, my friends. Brunch embodies the worst aspects of modern life, wasting our precious free time and turning it into a never-ending abyss of small talk and Instagram-worthy avocado toast.
So, how do we fight back? The answer lies in an ancient art that has been neglected in recent times: the dinner party. Yes, my fellow humans, dinner parties are the holy grail of civilized society. They bring people together, nourishing not only their bodies but also their minds through thought-provoking discussions and fostering connections that can withstand the test of time. Oh, and did I mention the brave souls who embark on this dinner party adventure might even end up with epic hangovers? That's right, folks, it's a win-win situation.
If we can revive the art of throwing killer dinner parties, then we might just save the world from its endless divisions and fractured state. No more waiting in line for hours just to eat toast like a prisoner. We can heal society, one thoughtfully curated guest list at a time.
And fear not, my friends, because Brunch is Hell is here to guide even the most hesitant hosts through every step of the dinner party process. From selecting the perfect guest list to serving subpoenas (okay, maybe not that extreme), Gagliano and Newnam have got your back. Packed with their signature wit, celebrity advice that you never knew you needed, and a healthy dose of tongue-in-cheek humor, this audiobook is a spirited manifesto on restoring civility in our chaotic world.
So, if you're tired of the brunch-induced malaise that's gripped our society, join the fight. Grab a copy of Brunch is Hell and let the duo behind The Dinner Party Download lead you on a journey of memorable meals and genuine connections. It's time to say goodbye to brunch and hello to the dinner party revolution. Let's make civility great again, in the tradition of the bestselling classics like Adulting, Amy Sedaris' I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence, and even the Bible. Yes, the Bible. Because why not?
Now, sit back, relax, and let Rico Gagliano and Brendan Francis Newnam take you on an epic audio adventure that has the power to transform your social life. Get ready to host the ultimate dinner party and reclaim what it truly means to connect with others. Because after all, life is too short to waste on overpriced eggs and soul-sucking brunches. Let the battle for brunch begin! Or rather, the battle against brunch. You know what I mean. Just listen, okay? Brunch is Hell, my friends.