Listen up, my friends, and brace yourselves for a wild and hilarious journey that will tickle your funny bone and captivate your imagination! In the audiobook "Mercury Falls," narrated by the talented Kevin Stillwell, author Robert Kroese takes us on an adventure that will have you laughing out loud and pondering the mysteries of the universe.
Our story begins with Christine Temetri, a gutsy journalist who finds herself in the heart of Utah, anticipating yet another predicted Apocalypse that, surprise surprise, fails to materialize. Now, after spending three years covering all sorts of strange cults and their failed doomsday prophecies, Christine is starting to question her chosen profession.
But hold on tight, folks, because things are about to get even more bizarre. Enter Mercury, a cult leader whose conviction about the impending Apocalypse is rock solid – and that's not just because he claims to be an angel sent from the heavens! However, while Mercury is supposed to be preparing for the Second Coming, he seems to be more interested in earthly delights, like beer and ping pong. Go figure!
As fate would have it, Christine and Mercury find themselves inadvertently saving Karl Grissom, a filmmaker-turned-Antichrist, from a sinister assassination plot. Suddenly, this unlikely trio becomes the last hope for humanity's survival. They may be an odd bunch compared to the heavenly forces hell-bent on destruction, but who said saving the world was a glamorous job? Christine knows they'll have to put their quirks and differences aside and do whatever it takes to prevent mankind's annihilation.
Prepare to meet a cast of unforgettable characters that will charm their way into your hearts, my friends. With Kroese's absurdly funny and clever storytelling, you'll find yourself chuckling at every turn of the page.
So, if you're up for a bellyaching, side-splitting, and absolutely humorous escapade, grab a comfy seat, pop in those earbuds, and get ready to embark on a quest to save the world in "Mercury Falls." Whether you're a fan of comedy, fantasy, or just love to have a good time, this audiobook will not disappoint. With a runtime of 11 hours and 1 minute, you'll be laughing your way through this adventure and begging for more!