Listen up, folks! Prepare yourselves for a hilarious journey through the treacherous world of school playgrounds. No, seriously, it's a must-listen!
Our protagonist, Rachel Young, is beyond fed up with the devious playground mafia at her kids' school. So, in a desperate attempt to escape this madness, Rachel packs up her family and their assortment of pets and heads straight for a picturesque village in the countryside. Ah, the serenity!
Rachel has high hopes for her children to frolic with chickens and run wild through beautiful fields, bidding farewell to the botoxed, fake-Gucci wearing Mumzillas of her old stomping ground. But alas, life has other plans for her.
As Rachel settles into the new school, she quickly realizes that the mums there are a whole new level of crazy. Brace yourselves because we've got a motley crew on our hands, including the infamous Mrs High School Musical, The International Sex God, and even The Frisky Pensioner. Yup, things are about to get wild!
While the children are busy with their arithmetic and honing their reading skills, Rachel finds herself embroiled in a battle on the other side of those school gates. Let's just say she's in for a crash course in life, and she's not afraid to stir up some trouble along the way.
Get ready for an adventure that is well-observed, highly-relatable, and wickedly funny. This audiobook will have you laughing out loud as you root for Rachel and her rebellious journey. So sit back, relax, and dive into the world of playground politics like you've never experienced before. Grab your headphones, folks, because this one's a wild ride!