Prepare yourself for a wild ride through the eccentric world of Florida with none other than Dave Barry himself. In this Pulitzer Prize-winning, New York Times bestselling audiobook, Barry takes on the role of narrator to guide you through a caper filled with a cast of oddballs, enough twists and turns to make a snake jealous, and a hefty dose of Florida charm.
Our adventure begins with Jesse Braddock, who finds herself stuck in a cramped cabin deep in the Everglades. Her companions? An adorable infant daughter and an ex-boyfriend who turned out to be more attractive on the surface than on the inside - think wannabe reality TV star meets disappointment. Desperate for an escape, Jesse stumbles upon a long-lost treasure that could be the answer to all her problems. The catch? Some very unsavory characters are also hot on the trail, fully aware that Jesse possesses the key to their desires.
Meanwhile, we meet Ken Bortle, the creative mind behind Bortle Brothers Bait and Beer, as he concocts a brilliant plan to revitalize his failing store. His scheme involves using viral videos of the infamous "Everglades Melon Monster" to attract tourists. Little does anyone know, this monster is no cryptid, but rather an unemployed alcoholic newspaperman named Phil donning a Dora the Explorer costume head. Against all odds, Ken's plan actually works, drawing masses of TikTokers into the swamp just as the villains close in on Jesse's treasure.
As the chaos ensues, a presidential hopeful makes his entrance into the Everglades, ready to kickstart his campaign. Needless to say, things do not go according to plan. But let's be honest, when do they ever in the wonderfully unpredictable state of Florida?
With Barry's signature wit and storytelling prowess, this audiobook promises to captivate you for its 7 hours and 54 minutes duration. Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughter, suspense, and the quirkiest characters you'll ever encounter in the Sunshine State. So sit back, relax, and Listen to the Florida madness unfold. Just remember, beware of alligators and always expect the unexpected.
