Listen up, folks. Once upon a time, yours truly was a fae princess, commanding the forces of sea-magic like a boss. But hold on to your seats, because life took a sharp turn and now I'm a supernatural on the run, hiding out in a dingy little shop, stripped of everything that made me extraordinary. It's not all doom and gloom, though. I've got my stash of stale cookies, my collection of Elvis records, and my trusty hula-hoop to keep me company.
But just when I thought things couldn't get any worse, along comes this smokin' hot fae king who decides to ruin my already pitiful existence. He snatches away everything I hold dear and throws me into a prison cell. The nerve, right? Well, here's the kicker. Despite his brutality, I manage to strike a deal with this infuriatingly attractive king. I offer to help him retrieve a magical blade in exchange for my freedom. The catch? This blade just might be the key to getting my stolen magic back.
Now, don't get too excited, because things are about to get complicated. As we embark on this quest together, that insufferable jerk of a king starts stirring up emotions in me that I didn't even know existed. He's got this touch that sets my soul ablaze with desire, and his eyes... well, let's just say they can spark a wild fire of passion. But here's the thing, folks. If I let myself give in to these feelings, I risk losing everything—my shot at reclaiming my power and, worst of all, my very life.
So, buckle up and get ready for a wild ride. Join me as I navigate treacherous waters filled with dangerous fae, ancient magic, and a romance that could be my ultimate downfall. Will I be able to seize back what's rightfully mine without losing myself in the process? You'll have to listen to find out. But be warned, this audiobook is getting a rating of 2.9 out of 5, so grab your snacks and settle in for a tale that'll keep you guessing for a solid 7 hours and 51 minutes. Are you ready? Let's dive in.