Listen up, folks! Get ready to dive into a sidesplitting adventure with the dimwitted detectives that could give Sherlock Holmes a run for his money. That's right, we're talking about none other than Anthony Horowitz, the genius behind the beloved Alex Rider series. And who better to guide us through this madcap journey than the talented Nickolas Grace?
In this uproarious tale, we meet the bumbling duo of Tim and Nick Diamond, who just so happen to be the worst detectives in the world. It's been a dry spell for these two numbskulls, to say the least. With no cases in sight and only a solitary cornflake left to their names, they're basically living on the edge of destitution.
But, as luck would have it, a strikingly glamorous woman walks into their shabby office, clutching an offer that could make or break their sorry lives. She's willing to shower them with a hefty sum if they can locate her missing father. It's as if Christmas has come early for our clueless duo. Oh, how wrong they are!
Before they can even utter a half-baked joke, Tim and Nick find themselves entangled in a wild ride involving eccentric bike-riding hitmen, legendary superhackers, and the ominous presence of a far-right organization known as the White Crusaders. Yup, it's safe to say that things are about to go from bad to worse for the Diamond Brothers.
But when danger lurks around every corner, these boneheaded brothers won't back down. Armed with their outrageous wit and uncanny ability to stumble into trouble, they plunge headfirst into a murky world of secrets and deception. The Diamond Brothers are about to find themselves knee-deep in a perilous soup of chaos, where survival seems as likely as a snowball's chance in hell.
Will Tim and Nick's hilarious ineptitude be their saving grace or their ultimate downfall? Tune in to find out, my fellow listeners. With an audiobook rating of 2.8 out of 5, this madcap ride will keep you on the edge of your seat for a total of 3 hours and 55 minutes. So strap in, buckle up, and brace yourselves for a rollercoaster of laughter, twists, and pure pandemonium! This is one adventure you won't want to miss. Listen and laugh your way through the mind of Anthony Horowitz, as narrated by the incomparable Nickolas Grace. Happy listening, my friends!